Just when I thought my hand was getting better, suddenly my wrist starts to hurt. On my dominant hand. I guess I can do too much cleaning at work. haha ha ha ha

I still want to draw, but I guess I won't be doing anything too strenuous. got a few more sketches to finish. don't know what I'll do after.

that's not all, but it isn't really important here. everyone else has real problems, nobody wants to hear about my mental shit.

https://www.sanfransentinel.com/pimbus-pumbloom-new-upcoming-author.html

"Pimbus Pumbloom may just be this year's new standout amateur author with their unique talent for word combination and new, innovative plot structure."

I will now feature a short story written by this new stand-out author.

Two Jumpy Uncles Shooting to the Beat

A Short Story

by Pimbus Pumbloom

Pico had always loved hot Pennsylvania with its bad, bulbous buildings. It was a place where he felt angry.

He was a dumb, silly, apple juice drinker with a ginger neck and skinny hair. His friends saw him as a curried, clever cat. Once, he had even helped a naughty Starbucks Green Tea Frappuccino cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Pico walked over to the window and reflected on his yellow surroundings. The sun shone like hugging birds.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Boyfriend. Boyfriend was a moody dog with a wet neck and blue hair.

Pico gulped. He was not prepared for Boyfriend.

As Pico stepped outside and Boyfriend came closer, he could see the yellow glint in his eye.

Boyfriend gazed with the affection of 2641 extravagant burnt bees. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Vocal Cords."

Pico looked back, even more smiley and still fingering the gummy gun. "Boyfriend, shooba dowop," he replied.

They looked at each other with confused feelings, like two famous, fragile fish running at a very polite Court Hearing, which had funk music playing in the background and two jumpy uncles shooting to the beat.

Suddenly, Boyfriend lunged forward and tried to punch Pico in the face. Quickly, Pico grabbed the gummy gun and brought it down on Boyfriend's skull.

Boyfriend's wet neck trembled and his blue hair wobbled. He looked sad, his emotions raw like a melted, moaning mic.

Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Boyfriend was dead.

Pico went back inside and made himself a nice drink of apple juice.

THE END

Praise for Pimbus Pumbloom's debut short story:

"I feel like I know Pico. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him."

- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits."

- Enid Kibbler

"Saying the sun shone like hugging birds is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Zob Gloop

it was cool I guess lol

The live stream I watch was kind of behind on sound though which was mildly distracting.

Also, I didn't realize amiibo was still being newly made.

spoilers?

Mario Golf Super Rush though!? I can't waaaiiiitttt

I've never played Shin Megami Tensei or Advance Wars but it seems like something I'd enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYl58I5099Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHqBQmVCFIk

how did they fit 4 Zelda games in a game and watch >.>

no fire emblem rip XD

My last news post was completely ignored by everyone, so I'm going to move forward right now.

I've been doing art off of this website, and I'm more satisfied with how my art looks now. In the digital stage, at least. I still use a mouse to draw on the computer because my graphics tablet doesn't work with the one I have... my sketchbook is also kind of small which compromises my drawings sometimes, if I want to make things with multiple subjects. At least I can always get a new, larger sketchbook. Despite these, I think I found a style that suits me. Or, I guess, a few of them.

Still unsure what people follow me for. My adult work gets the most views, but that could easily just be because of the rating.

Human sexuality is complex and not fully understood. But it certainly isn't something so black and white. Despite how people treat it.

I'm tired of the way people talk about asexuality as though there's only one experience. Like it's only being sex repulsed. That's not the only feeling, not the only life one can live. It is a spectrum, like other parts of the LGBT+; there are different forms, different ways of experiencing it.

The fact that... other asexual people continue to ignore this, makes me sick. You should realize what you're implying. It's disappointing that communities meant to be inclusive continue to unperson others. But I guess I shouldn't really be surprised anymore.

I know this may come as a shock to some people considering my last finished art post is... tentacle porn, but it's true. Asexuality is a spectrum and I feel that I'm a part of it.

More specifically, I identify as Autochorrissexual.

a disconnection between oneself and a sexual target/object of arousal; may involve sexual fantasies or arousal in response to erotica or pornography, but lacking any desire to be a participant in the sexual activities therein.

I have reasons for making and enjoying erotic work, much of that being catharsis.

Some other links...

https://www.healthline.com/health/what-is-asexual

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

-I mean, I get lonely a lot, but when I try to find people to be around, I just get tired of it. I can't seem to figure out what I actually want.

-I got a bronze whistle in uh April I think. good. means my reports are worthwhile.

-Allegedly I have a youtube channel but it's not really a youtube channel, I just use it for dumb. my last upload was me and my friends screwing around with friday night funkin's debug menu, go look at the links on my profile

-I can't believe Grammarly tried to autocorrect "funkin's" to "DUNKIN'S"!? now it's saying the tone of this is Sad. I am always sad. please assume at all times I am at least 20% sad. Anyway, Grammarly's advanced features should be free I mean the actual free features are just spelling and some punctuation but not much grammar. just my opinion.

-I know what brain rot is now. I think I get this perpetually. I get like, an idea, and it doesn't leave my head, even though I have other stuff to do. I dunno it happens to other people I guess but for me, it seems somewhat unhealthy? Maybe I'm being paranoid but I tend to think about whatever ideas I have while I'm doing other things.

-I get lost in my head a lot. I have no idea what causes it, and talking about it is weird. At least out loud. This is a problem when I want to talk about these things with my therapist. Trying to verbally talk about the things that go on in my mind physically hurts me.

https://octopus58.newgrounds.com/ @Octopus58 is making a game called ME-OS, an operating system simulator set in a far-off universe! It has multiple fun little games and widgets in it, as well as lore. It's still a work in progress, but they're looking for new beta testers and feedback. Please go and check it out!

The Newgrounds Player WORKS again

I can finally play Newgrounds Rumble without having to reload after every battle! As well as various other games with medals I want

I started using Newgrounds because I wanted somewhere new to post my art, yeah.

Deviantart has some unfair policies, Furaffinity has some shady admins, Tumblr destroyed my mental well-being and personality for the rest of my life, and I lost interest in Pixiv.

So here I am. I suppose this place is fine. :)

Before, I was vaguely aware of it from seeing Nin10doh and Brawl Taunts reposts on Youtube. I was under the impression that I was too young for it.